noun. A jerk with more syllables.
Real citation: "Timefishblue, maybe you should stop being such a JERKATOID"
(Squaw Fish, Aug. 2, 2005, http://18.104.22.168/search?q=cache:hHvYfKLus6YJ:22.214.171.124/~truthand/bb/viewtopic.php%3Fp%3D85785%26sid%3D37cc70484f1929a309d6a8f10aafe672+jerkatoid&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=2)
Made-up citation: "My inner jerkatoid is strong. Unfortunately, my inner Buddha is anorexic, depressed, and has tiny heart syndrome."