noun. A low, low rung of the corporate ladder.
Real citation: "do you have any positions for 'minion' open? i'm qualified for middle minion management. excellent references, you know."
(Cecily Monster, June 11, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=443379)
Made-up citation: "I don't have a future in middle minion management, though I'd love to have enthusiastic minions to clean the tub and crush my enemies."