adj. No voluptuous bosoms or delicious morons to be found here.
Related terms: boobness, boobiness, non-boobiness.
Real citation: "I think you make the case for Bush's non-boobness very well."
(Feb. 5, 2004, http://nancynall.com/2004/02/02/ouch/feed/)
Made-up citation: "I think my I.Q. is in the non-boobness range, though I don't know if it would be a winning score in basketball."