adj. Biblically speaking, before the begatting.
Real citation: "Then again, you could try to be subtle and simply give her a big fat kiss, your mouth all wet with her skankerific juices. That'll give her the hint! But that would just mean unpleasantness for both of you. Hmm. Maybe you could try incorporating bubble baths into your pre-shtup routine. Or, if you're really stuck, you can always make like David Blaine and learn how to hold your breath."
(Judy McGuire, "Olfactory Unpleasantness," Nov. 1, 2006, Seattle Weekly, http://www.seattleweekly.com/diversions/0644/dategirl.php)
Made-up citation: "For your pre-shtup routine, you should read this article. Really. I'm talking to you."
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