beholderess

noun. A woman with eyes.

Real citation: "Snarkiness is in the eye of the beholderess. Name-calling is name-calling, it's not in the "guise" of anything."
(Gerald Jones, Aug. 12, 2003, http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/003183.html)

Made-up citation: "There's a fine line between a beholderess and a beholderette, according to legal scholars."