adj. Absobloody bloody.
Real citation: "Bulldog stands up quickly and punches her in the nose through the bar; she screams and falls down, dead, face all nasty and hematomeriffic."
(Jacob, "Hero," Television Without Pity, http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a12661/index-3.html)
Made-up citation: "'Hematomeriffic' is another word--like 'scum-sucking'--I hope isn't essential to my obituary."