Tuesday, March 28, 2006

stroke one's schooner

idiom. Mmm...one's schooner.

Real citation: "Oh, hi! You caught me stroking my schooner."
(Stephen Colbert, March 20, 2006, The Colbert Report)

Made-up citation: "Stroking the schooner, like waxing the dolphin, is a fine naval activity."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

BRILLIANT!