Friday, March 17, 2006

fishmongerette

noun. A fishmonger with feminine charms, wiles, and fish.

Real citation: “I met G while out shopping this morning, at an upmarket food emporium where he often shops (I was buying coffee beans). We chatted a while, eventually arriving at the fresh-fish counter where the fishmongerette greeted him by name. G ordered a dozen oysters.”
(Udge, “On buying oysters,” Sept. 18, 2004, http://udgewink.blogspot.com/2004/09/on-buying-oysters.html)

Made-up citations: "Can a fishmongerette be a vegan? Further research is needed."

3 comments:

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Udge said...

Hey, thanks for the namedrop. Interesting blog, I'll be back.