adj. Totally not deserving of having nuts chopped off.
Real citation: "I love the idea of looking at a bookstore; if you could do it in a non-stalky-creepy way"
(Pomeranian, March 15, 2001, http://surveycentral.org/?x=x&V=7420)
Made-up citation: "My mother always said, 'Non-stalky-creepy doesn't mean non-prosecutable.'"