noun. A close (possibly inbred) relative of the shitstain.
Related terms: asswipe, buttwipe, fuckwipe, shitwipe.
Real citation: "Will they kill each other? PROBABLY. And it's all because YOU can't be satisfied with a bunch of nice people talking about nice things, or TV columnists who don't use the word "dooky-wipes." YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED."
(William Steven Humphrey, "I Love TV," March 16, 2006, The Stranger, http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=31153)
Made-up citation: "The upcoming biography Dooky-Wipe-in-Chief: Portrait of President Short Bus will be made into a movie featuring Will Ferrell. In my dreams."