noun. The arduous stank-removing process.
Real citation: "I wasn't paying attention while showering this morning, and I soaped before I shampooed! I can't even remember violating this routine; I'm pretty sure I've maintained it since I started showers instead of baths. The world is going to end. Tags: destankification, eschatology, me"
(ultranurd, Dec. 17, 2005, The Den of Nurdage, http://ultranurd.livejournal.com/tag/destankification)
Made-up citation: "There's a fine line between destankification and deskankification, according to the Bible."