noun. A mommy-murder that is soooo sub-par and probably takes place on the FX network, where dirty plastic surgeons and dirty cops frolic and play dirty reindeer games.
Real citation: "What extra-special irked me about Julia's wanna-matricide is that while yes, I do agree that in many ways, it could be an act of mercy (someone so appearance-oriented as her mum would NEVER want to live life as a krispy kritter), Julia seemed to be deciding Erica's worth in the world was totally based on her own need/non-need for her."
(kattart, "Nip/Tuck," Dec. 7, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=2864952&view=findpost&p=4117822)
Made-up citation: "According to the Bible, even a wanna-matricide is a no-no."