noun. Wah. Waaaaaaaahhh! Waah.
Real citation: "Hootie and the Blowjob drowned in their own tears after a dolphin made them cry. According to police reports, the aquatic mammal's bottlenose was mistaken for a penis and the impending "Eek eek!" scared the bejesus out of the band, setting off a deluge of boohooage. The porpoise of the sudden outburst is still unknown, but it is thought that lead vocalist Darius Rucker may have failed to cover his teeth."
(coldpizza, Feb. 6, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=16239904)
Made-up citation: "Did the demise of South Park's Chef or The Shield's Lemonhead cause more boohooage in your diocese, Father?"