Thursday, March 12, 2009

Top Gun-itis

noun. A specific condition that I can respect. I still haven't gotten over One Hour Photo-itis myself.

Real citation: "My Top Gun-itis - I don’t even like “Top Gun” that much, but no matter what, whenever it is on, I watch it. Why? What makes me do this? You know that the part where Val Kilmer bites the air in front of Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell’s face…what is that!?"
(Feb. 2, 2009, Kevin H. MacLean, Primer,

Made-up citation: "I don't know what to tell you about Top Gun-itis, but if you have post-traumatic Tom Cruise disorder, Tropic Thunder is the cure. He had me at 'hobo's dick cheese'."

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