Real citation: "But he wasn’t Muslim himself, and he certainly wasn’t “put up to this” like a Manchurian candidate. That’s just getting too much into the realm of X-files goofulating."
(April 23, 2007, Jakob Walter Uhlen, The Anthropik Network, http://anthropik.com/2007/04/ax-ishmael/)
Made-up citation: "I don't regret the years I spent goofulating. I regret the years I spent, as my friend Brian puts it, 'oscillating like a broken grandfather clock'. Because that is tough on the old melon."