noun. A useful thingamawacker, especially when trying to scrub, massage, or exfoliate those hard-to-reach spots.
Real citation: "Miss Paddywacker, the 'Prostate Patoodler' please."
(Jan. 18, 2004, Berkeley Breathed, Opus, http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/store/add.php?iid=8938)
Made-up citation: "A good surgeon can save a man's life with nothing more advanced than a prayer, a patoodler, and a pineapple. I learned medicine in a different era--the golden age!--a distant time when men were men and medical schools were afraid of men with power sanders."