Real citation: "Financial Collapse-alypse
for some time. I'm pretty sure Jim Puplava called everything that's going on (subprime, housing bubble, stimulus package) years ago. He's big on precious metals which I'm not sure about, but his other advice makes sense (water, oil, commodities.)"
(Jan. 29, 2009, Robot Lounge, http://www.giantrobot.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39588)
Made-up citation: "Among mole men, a cave-in is more commonly known as a collapse-alypse. Mole-man culture is fascinating, from the delicious orphan pies to the festive spring dances with the pig-men."