noun. A quality I possess once a day, after taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
Real citation: "Little Person
You've gone through life being called all manner of diminutive names, but by this point you've learned to ignore it. In fact, it's become a bit of a tradition for those around you to try to get a rise out of you. You've learned an eclectic set of skills in your strange life, although of course you have sometimes been limited by your light-as-a-feather-itude."
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Made-up citation: "To be successful, every ballerina must have grace, agility, light-as-a-feather-itude, and a father in the mob. Little known fact."