Real citation: "Wanted is basically a juvenile superheroic (supervillainistic?) power fantasy for teens and 20-something hooked on comics, action movies and GTA games. Women are best advised to avoid this as the testosterone fueling the comic is in overdrive."
(Nov. 18, 2008, Being Centered, http://lyehuat1973.blogspot.com/2008/11/wanted.html)
Made-up citation: "It wasn't easy being the most supervillainistic kid in school... Everyone else is playing video games, while I'm trying to sterilize the human race or tie a damsel to the tracks. Do you know how hard it is for a kid to get his hands on a good damsel? I just hope my children will have all the damsels they need (and that Amtrak maintains a regular schedule)."