Monday, March 09, 2009


noun. All the barbers in Belfast might not be enough to make this one OK.

Real citation: "Hair-ocaust!
Who's up for another food thing sometime this month / hair making / sewing party?"
(Sept. 10, 2008, Livejournal,

Made-up citation: "What can stave off a hairocaust? Gel, holy water, scrunchies, flamethrowers? Why did I major in aeronautical science instead of hairology? I didn't think ahead."

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