noun. All the barbers in Belfast might not be enough to make this one OK.
Real citation: "
Who's up for another food thing sometime this month / hair making / sewing party?"
(Sept. 10, 2008, Livejournal, http://neonfushiastarr.livejournal.com/8330.html)
Made-up citation: "What can stave off a hairocaust? Gel, holy water, scrunchies, flamethrowers? Why did I major in aeronautical science instead of hairology? I didn't think ahead."