noun. El crapidente. In this case, the Bushidente.
Real citation: "In a sadly ironic twist, the Crapinator-in-Chief wasn’t far off the mark with his joke about dictatorships being easier to govern as long as you’re the one running them. Any time you get people involved, everything goes to hell in a hand-basket…fast."
(June 29, 2008, Bring it On, http://www.teambio.org/2008/06/29/throwing-the-candidate-out-with-the-bath-water/)
Made-up citation: "I just elected myself Crapinator-in-Chief and lost ten pounds at the same time. How did I do it? By taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."