Thursday, February 26, 2009


noun. A disliker of the erotic and triadic arts.

Real citation: "Dr. Drew isn't a homophobe. He's an asshole-o-phobe—and a BDSM-o-phobe, a premarital-sex-o-phobe, a three-way-o-phobe, etc. Basically, when it comes to human sexuality, there's not a lot of daylight between Dr. Drew and Pope Benedict XVI. And I'll let you in on a little secret: Odds are good that your ass is going to leak when you're old, anyway—I'll betcha the pope's ass is leaking all over the throne of St. Peter right now—so you might as well enjoy it while you can."
(Dan Savage, Feb. 19, 2009, The Stranger,

Made-up citation: "Three-way-o-phobes have ruined this country, and they're out of touch with the founding fathers. Don't people know the original American flag was a bedsheet for a menage a awesome with George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and Mae West? USA! USA!"

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