Friday, February 06, 2009


noun. A robot with balls. Or at least what biologists call "ball juice".

"In grade school in the 60s, we had only one male teacher. Except for the gym teachers. They had the weakling-terrifying names of Mr. Dick and Mr. Harold Garilla – yes, Hairy Gorilla – but you expected the phys-ed teachers to be barking testosto-bots. All the other teachers, except for fifth grade, were women."
(Sept. 27, 2007,,

Made-up citation: "I'm taking my testosto-bot back to Target. It took my lunch money, stole my wife, and provided a role model for my sons. That's unacceptable."

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