noun. A terrifying man-wolf (or woman-wolf) with professional speaking responsibilities. Everyone has two jobs these days.
Real citation: "'What in hell are you?' the spokes-werewolf was taken aback.
'The tail is new,' Roxas noted at the same time."
(July 6, 2008, FanFiction.net, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4374473/2/Serenade_of_Sunlight)
Made-up citation: "The search committee would like to hire a spokes-werewolf, but we'll settle for a pit bull that can sit pretty. Times are tough."