verb. A sexual act that is only imaginary, thanks be to Zeus.
Real citation: "You mean straight people haven't heard of ear-holin' and nose-bangin' and socket-fuckin' and piss-slittin' and ann-coulterin'? You gotta get out more, DAWG."
(Dan Savage, Jan. 28, 2009, A.V. Club, http://www.avclub.com/articles/savage-love-january-28-2009,23114/)
Made-up citation: "Who's up for some ann-coulterin' this Valentine's Day? Put your hand down, Pop-pop! That's ishy."