adj. Entirely distinct from the ear-wax-based arts and sciences.
Real citation: “To echo Laplace, in fact, I would say that there are many, many persauasive arguments against Stalin worship, but that the anti-Stalin case is fully valid without Mr. Chambers’s ear-flap-based assumption.”
(Christopher Hitchens, God is not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, page 79)
Made-up citation: "My ear-flap-based nachos were not a hit during the Super Bowl. I think I need to find a new cult."