Monday, February 02, 2009


adj. Entirely distinct from the ear-wax-based arts and sciences.

Real citation: “To echo Laplace, in fact, I would say that there are many, many persauasive arguments against Stalin worship, but that the anti-Stalin case is fully valid without Mr. Chambers’s ear-flap-based assumption.”
(Christopher Hitchens, God is not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, page 79)

Made-up citation: "My ear-flap-based nachos were not a hit during the Super Bowl. I think I need to find a new cult."

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