noun. A dork's dork. Bork bork bork! Hey, how did the Swedish chef get in here?
Real citation: "Hello Dorkamatron! Im going to come over to your computer and correct your grammer!~!"
(Aug. 21, 2007, ABC Message Board, http://www2b.abc.net.au/tmb/Client/Message.aspx?b=59&t=3&a=0&ps=20&m=31755&dm=1)
Made-up citation: "When my love started calling me a damnable dorkamatron instead of her sugar-coated sex poodle, I knew we had a language problem that can't be solved by medication and word lists alone."