whocaresified

adj. Meh-ified; blah-ified; whatever-ified.

Real citation: “The celebration was muted and whocaresified, barely any crowd noise tainting the ceremonies honoring a team that's made its way into the conversation with the Celtics, Lakers and Bulls in terms of basketball success, and of Eeyore, Les Nessman and Kelly Clarkson in terms of excitement.“
(King Kaufman, June 15, 2007, Salon, http://www.salon.com/sports/col/kaufman/2007/06/15/friday/index.html)

Made-up citation: "Aside from writing, dogs, Swedish pancakes, and The Shield, I'm feeling increasingly whocaresified about most of the world. Or maybe I'm just becoming a specialist."