Sunday, June 03, 2007

exorcist-in-chief

noun. The highest title that a seasoned demon-expeller can attain.

Real citation: “The Vatican's Exorcist-in-chief declares Harry Potter the spawn of Satan. Have I missed something, or are the italian editions a bit darker?”
(Jennifer Emick, Sept. 1, 2006, http://altreligion.about.com/b/a/257277.htm)

Made-up citation: "At Liberty University, does the provost rank below or above the exorcist-in-chief?"

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