noun. The sweet embrace of the doooooooom! I mean, the woooooomb!
Real citation: “It was also at this point that the kid began to get a little rowdy in its Fortress of Placentatude, kicking and punching as it puttered around the womb. Doctor Shin told us its going to be a temperamental little sucker, which is only logical considering who its parents are. Maybe we should think about finding a way to put a speed bag in there for it to practice with...”
(Jason, March 1, 2006, Explosive Radiating Growth, http://explosiveradiatinggrowth.blogspot.com/2006/03/september-27-it-is.html)
Made-up citation: "In every Fortress of Placentatude lurks a placenta mooch. Stop giggling."