adj. Like bedoofused, but hipsterosity replaces doofusitude. Let's not even discuss the hipster doofus, a hybrid that would only muddy the clear waters of these lexical streams.
Real citation: “Me either. I now feel obliged to get my jerky, rhythmically-challenged, behipstered dance on. Excuse me.”
(Dec. 23, 2006, I love you in the face, http://iloveyouintheface.blogspot.com/2006/12/skwee-its-not-just-for-im-speak-anymore.html)
Made-up citation: "'Yon behipstered varmint hath forsaken me,' said God or whatever."