Monday, June 11, 2007

camel toe-dar

noun. A sixth sense that detects something unrelated to camel podiatry.

Related terms: gaydar, straightdar, bi-dar, sexual-geniusdar, hickdar, loserdar, boob-dar, penis-dar, big dick-dar, hair-dar, porn-dar, sex-dar, food-dar, sleep-dar, money-dar, ho-dar, slut-dar, babe-dar, virgin-dar, jailbaitdar, hottie-dar, weirdo-dar, jerk-dar, moron-dar, dorkdar, skankdar, freak-dar, ass-dar, asshole-dar, Pretentious Club-going New York Assholedar, someone-is-staring-at-my-ass-dar, “Jesus Freak” dar, zombie-dar, fake-boob-dar, dogdar, catdar, ratdar.

Real citation: “I know this is old, but my camel toe-dar has been plugged up with my nose the last few weeks!!”
(stinkerbell, Oct. 28, 2005, MiceChat, http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12830&page=2)

Made-up citation: "Note to graduates: leave camel toe-dar off your resume."

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