terroriness

noun. Terror Lite.

Real citation: “because he can tell us about the dangers of terroriness? that stuff sells, i understand.”
(heiko, Aug. 23, 2006, Josef’s Site, http://holocron.multiply.com/journal/item/204)

Made-up citation: "I'm fighting the War on Terroriness on the home front, where it matters--in bed. Hold me, Teddy."