adj. Possessing awesome wisdom, a vast amount of information just short of the whole kit, kaboodle, and enchilada.
Real citation: “The Refugees: Jack (is a leader but ignorant of the Island), Ben (is a prisoner but all-knowing-ish of the Island), also includes: Kate, Sun, Claire, Aaron (basically everyone they were trying to protect from gynecologic predations), Rose, Danielle, Alex, Karl.”
(britneywoolf, “Picking Up Transmissions: Speculation With Spoilers,” June 14, 2007, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3119603&view=findpost&p=8118446)
Made-up citation: "Wanted: An all-knowing-ish, Yoda-like mentor to guide me in this world of sorrow, where all my dreams are clipped and I do not scamper in the lilies anymore."