Wednesday, June 27, 2007

doofusmonger

noun. A doofistic cousin of the fishmonger and warmonger.

Real citation: “Thanks guys! Dave, that tie emoticon has been there forever, and Sierra says you are a doofusmonger. We have not found an ideal location to head up Southern hemi headquarters (BSE SHH for now), but will keep our eyes peeled. So far we have counted 1,909 sheep and 10 people. Half the bars are run by sheep. More thrilling updates later.”
(rcollier, Dec. 23, 2005, BSE Forums, http://www.birdsuneye.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1543&st=15&p=12410&#entry12410)

Made-up citation: "O thou doofusmongers and ye beclowned buttwads, God hath something something vengeance-cakes. Verily, verily, by Odin's balls!"

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