noun. 1. Ouch. 2. How romantic.
Real citation: "Thank to Kristyn for noticing and sharing, and condolences to the smoking vent fucker, who after December 8 will have to stay no less than 25 feet away from his beloved vent whenever he lights up."
(David Schmader, "Last Days," December 8, 2005, The Stranger, http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=25518)
Made-up citation: "Vent fucking is really in this winter, kittens. In fact, it's the new mangling-your-balls-on-a-conveyor-belt."