adverb. No fucking way, 'kay?
Real citation: "Anyhow, let me tell you this fact: not working is totally fucking awesome. It is not, however, very interesting. Today, for example, my alarm went off at nine. Did I get up at nine, ready to take the bit in the teeth and kick the shit out of this day? Absofuckingnotly."
(Worker #3116, "Putting Shit in Perspective," April 21, 2004, http://corporate-casual.blogspot.com/2004/04/putting-shit-in-perspective.html)
Made-up citation: "When offered pea soup or a prayer book, just say 'absofuckingnotly,' kids."