mini-clustereff

noun. A small yet tasteful clusterfuck.

Real citation: "First on the docket, a mini-clustereff with Frank Robinson."
(Chris Needham, "Armas' Arm," Feb. 16, 2005, http://dcbb.blogspot.com/2005/02/armas-arm.html)

Made-up citation: "Though a mini-clustereff is pretty fucked up, it is also diminutive and cute, like a leprechaun or Shih Tzu."