adj. Fantastically hack-like in all the myriad ways of hackery, as God intended.
Real citation: "When a powerful hack commissions hackwork from a piddling hack, the results are hacktastic."
(James Wolcott, "Kill PBS? Over My Dead Volvo!" Vanity Fair, Dec. 2005)
Made-up citation: "There's a fine line between craptastic and hacktastic, though a naked mole rat and a goliath bird-eating spider can be distinguished even by a layperson."