noun. Always a good place to be.
Real citation: "My landlady SUCKS. That's her in the picture. I barely have any heat and then Monday, we had a serious plumbing problem. Well, serious for the first floor as there were turds coming up out of my neighbor's drains—tub, sink, you name it. I'm safely in the poo-free zone of the third floor."
(Judy McGuire, "Bitch Better Heat My House!," Dec. 8, 2005, Bad Advice, badadvice.typepad.com/my_weblog/2005/12/bitch_better_he.html)
Made-up citation: "For proctologists, some health care workers, and certain turd-minded romantics, the poo-free zone of life can be small enough to pee through."