Jesus shit howdy

exclamation. A more Christ-like and down-home version of “Holy shit!”

Related terms: shit howdy, goddamn shit-howdy, yee-haw-shit-howdy, Jesus shit, holy Jesus shit, sweet Jesus shit, holy Jesus fuck, holy fucking Jesus shit, Jesus holy shit Christ.

Real citation: "Jesus Shit Howdy! I heard Totalitar was good but damn…I pumped my fist in the air so hard to this that I think I damaged my rotator cuff."
("Totalitar," http://www.rocknrollpurgatory.com/musicreviews10.html)

Made-up citation: “Appropriate responses to pregnancy in one’s teen, spouse, or self include ‘Jesus shit howdy!’ and ‘By Odin’s beard!’”