noun. A close cousin of the fuckbrain, the fuckface, the fuckhead, the fucknut, the fuckstain, and the fuckwit.
"i tell the truth, fuckstain.
you fucking fuckhandle.
at least you have dignity."
(tim, Aug. 29, 2004, http://timpratt.blogspot.com/2004/08/shotput-your-love-into-my-extenuating.html)
Made-up citation: "If you ask a teacher, 'Can I inquire as to how you became such a fuckhandle?", the teacher will probably answer, 'Yes, you may.'"