Thursday, May 19, 2005

fuckhandle

noun. A close cousin of the fuckbrain, the fuckface, the fuckhead, the fucknut, the fuckstain, and the fuckwit.

Real citation:
"i tell the truth, fuckstain.
you fucking fuckhandle.
at least you have dignity."
(tim, Aug. 29, 2004, http://timpratt.blogspot.com/2004/08/shotput-your-love-into-my-extenuating.html)

Made-up citation: "If you ask a teacher, 'Can I inquire as to how you became such a fuckhandle?", the teacher will probably answer, 'Yes, you may.'"

2 comments:

trevor@k’alebøl said...

I always thought fuckhandles were parts of one's partner's anatomy grasped in order to stay in touch, as it were: just as functional in their own sweet way as funbags.

Mark Peters said...

Hmm, good point! God created many types of fuckhandles, which do tend to be very handy.