noun. A particularly ass-kissing, rectum-smooching, rump-frenching quality.
Related terms: bad-buttedness, bare-buttedness, big-buttedness, blubber-buttedness, broad-buttedness, bubble-buttedness, cake-buttedness, cute-buttedness, dumb-buttedness, fat-buttedness, fuzzy-buttedness, his-royal-monkey-buttedness, iron-buttedness, kick-buttedness, large-buttedness, non-fuzzy-buttedness, pain-in-the-buttedness, pig-buttedness, pole-up-buttedness, stick-up-the-buttedness, suck-buttedness, tight-buttedness, whiny-buttedness.
Real citation: "This is the carefully cultivated squeamishiness, self censorship and pucker-buttedness that only the good little boys and girls in the "conservative movement" have internalized. And then they whine and wonder why no one holds the Left to "the same standards". Because the Left isn't stupid enough to adopt it's own standards, of course. Nobody would be that stupid....Almost nobody."
(LaBelleDameSansMerci, April 4, 2002, http://18.104.22.168/focus/f-news/678003/posts#comment)
Made-up citation: "No one likes to admit to pucker-buttedness, but it's not a crime. If it were, I'd be on death row twice."