adj. Like a grilled cheese sandwich--to the bazillionth power of holy shitballs!
Real citation: "But, I was talking to DG about this thread (him lurking here isn't even a secret anymore) and he called that girl you set up for him a 'big fat melty creature'. Yep, he ripped off Miguel, but, if JOSH FUCKING BEANE calls you a 'melty creature' that makes you like, a super-ultra-mega-melty creature with like mega torpedo tits or something."
Made-up citation: "My mother always said, 'super-ultra-mega-melty methods bring super-ultra-mega-melty results.'"