Wednesday, May 18, 2005

harlot laureate

noun. Paris Hilton.

Real citation: "It's been four full years now without a good pair of bedroom eyes in the White House, and we're beginning to feel the chill. It's not that we're not trying to find something to get lathered up about. This year, we've been treated to exposed breasts and on-camera blow jobs, read porn star confessionals and paeans to anal sex, even goaded harlot laureate Paris Hilton into further ludicrous behavior by making her a pseudo TV star."
(Rebecca Traister, "Libido malfunction," Salon,

Made-up citation: "Every father hopes his daughter will grow up to be harlot laureate. If he's insane."

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