Some men are born great. Others are hatched. Most are made in a lab by twisted maniacs.
Deep inside every man, there’s another man—a wiser man—drawing a penis on his lungs.
What men think during sex: “Wow, sex!” You’re welcome, Cosmo.
It’s gross, but I’d say over 50% of men don’t wash their hands after an exorcism.
Men are like noodles. If you boil them long enough, they’ll stick to the kitchen wall.