From Odin to Ganesha, all gods are dissatisfied with the popular spam filters for prayer.
If humanity evolved from aquatic apes, does that mean Aquaman is God?
Very few gods are sex gods. You should see the way Zeus just lies there.
On the day God invented diarrhea, I bet He thought He was hot shit.
My therapist said I have a God complex, so I will only accept future criticism via prayer.