Monday, May 09, 2011

Five thoughts about angels

Don’t be afraid to ask an angel for help, unless he is molting.

The angel Gabriel appears in the Christian, Islamic, and Jewish faiths, plus the American Pie movies. He has no standards.

According to the Bible, most fallen angels descend immediately to hell, but a few stragglers can be found in Jacksonville.

It is easy to say, “I believe in angels.” It is harder to chicken-fight one for cash.

In God's eyes, angels are actually real pests, or as He calls them--"zombies with wings."

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