I wonder if dumpster-divers and sky-divers subscribe to the same professional journals.
I wonder what the Geneva Conventions have to say about wedgies, swirlies, and noogies.
I wonder how many Smurfs Batman had to kill in the Old Testament. Those were tough times for America.
I wonder if Wonder Woman invented the Wonderbra.
I wonder what the Vikings would have thought of disposable toilet seat covers.