As a compromise, the Pope announced his support for same-sex exorcism.
Proctologists should offer exorcisms. If you’re already wrist-deep, pulling out a gerbil, why not scoop out some demons too?
I’d like to be living proof of something. Maybe that you shouldn’t do exorcisms in a thong?
I hate waiting from 8-12 or 12-4 for the cable guy or exorcist.
It may strain our precious holy-water reserves, but the only real health-care fix is a new generation of exorcist practitioners.